Easy Chinese

Here is a funny e-mail sent to me by Whitney Walker Smith. Just thought you would all enjoy it.
> "Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes"
English: He's cleaning his automobile> Chinese: Wa Shing Ka
English: This is a tow away zone> Chinese: No Pah King
English: Is there a fugitive here?> Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?
English: Small Horse> Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni
English: Your price is too high!!!> Chinese: No Bai Nut Ding!!!
English: Did you go to the beach?> Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?
English: I bumped into a coffee table> Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Ni
English: It's very dark in here> Chinese: Wai So Dim?
English: Has your flight been delayed?> Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting?
English: I thought you were on a diet?> Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?
English: They have arrived> Chinese: Hai Dei Kum
English: Your body odor is offensive> Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu
English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?> Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
English: I got this for free> Chinese: Ai No Pei
English: Stay out of sight> Chinese: Lei Lo